writing sample from a local adult

We are in the process of relaunching the blog here and so I am looking for a little bit of help. I put a few feelers out locally to see if we can add a writer to the staff.  My goal is to give a voice to the average Chippewa Valleyian. We are still determining if that is a voice that should be audible.

Full disclosure; I sent the following facebook message to a couple semi-randomly selected facebook profiles that I found on a local "stuff for sale" marketplace. I inquired via a direct message that is attached to their listing. This dialogue has been copied and pasted, without any editing.

heckyeah, man (HYM): Hello Doug, we are actively looking to expand the content of our local tastemaker/cultural commentary blog. I am hoping to take on an additional writer or two. If you are interested, please tell me about the last interesting thing you did, and we can go from there.

Doug: Are you interested in my fishing boat i am selling .what

Doug: are you talking about the last time i used the boat

HYM: Tell me about the last interesting thing you did, Doogie. 

Doug: its dug

Doug: DOUG,

Doug: The Last Place i went was kwik Trip and i got 2 gallon's of Milk a apple, and bag of chip's. it was just the kiddo's (Brayden, chad and Ashlynn), my girlfriend and myself. And they wanted to get some candy but we were gonna stop at the Burger king after

Doug: is that what u are lookin for

HYM: What did you get at Burger King, Dog?

Doug: my gf wants to know why you are asking all these questions

HYM: That is exactly what I am looking for. Thanks Duog.

Doug: thank u sir 

Doug: hey are u intersted in the boat?