Speaking/thinking of tiny wieners a week or two ago, I had a funny thought as I completed my daily ritual of rereading my last fifteen posts.
Thought it'd be funny to buy an electric vehicle and back it into parking spots next to huge pickup trucks.
But like one of those small beta-looking hatchback ones, like a Kia or Hyundai or something.
Maybe not that funny, sorry.
Just thought of a new TikTok trend called "passing".
Millennials and teens film themselves swallowing various items with the intention of shitting the items out, and then retrieving them from their feces. I can see this taking on a "challenge" element - who can pass the most expensive, exotic, dangerous, challenging, sharp & pokey, biggest, etc. thing.
Wonder if it would be limited to inanimate objects. Probably not.
My guess is that most of these folks will miss the actual shitting of the item. People want instant gratification, and waiting the 1.71 days for it to pass is going to result in some kids swallowing a mouse, and then eagerly and unsuccessfully digging through their very next dump while a mouse turns his bowels into an entraily hamster wheel.
Or some kid gets bold and swallows his mom's expensive jewelry. After the first unsuccessful attempt at passing, kid gets nervous, his older sibling catches wind of what's happening, and sees an opportunity. As the swallowing kid gets more and more desperate after another couple desperate and fruitless forced shits, older sibling starts filming these episodes, which culminates in either the swallowing kid performing self-surgery to recover the jewelry, or the mom getting involved, taking more drastic and brutal measures to reclaim what is rightfully hers. Either way, this evolves into 10/10 content.
Plot twist: the swallowed jewelry is an expensive diamond necklace that was a gift to the mom from the man she cheated on swallowing kid's father with, which began a bitter divorce that profoundly impacted the swallowing kid.
What about Passing getting taken to the next level, "treasure hunting"? Kid posts a video of himself swallowing a valuable object, only to then have a group of treasure hunters track him down and forcefully extract it.
Don't forget to wash your hands and clean the shit out from under your fingernails.
We received a facebook message regarding one of our recent posts. I suspect it is from a local.
Avid Reader (AR): bet u woudlnt say that too my face
Heck Yeah, Man (HYM): What's that?
AR: i have a small dick
HYM: That stinks man, have you tried Extenze or Hims?
Three days later:
HYM: Also, I see those late night ads with hall of famer Frank Thomas; he sells Nugenix. That might help you out too. The Big Hurt, man.
AR: dude fuck new genix dude. u pussy wouldnt say it to my face i know that
AR: pussy bitchc
HYM: You are not wrong.
AR: wouldtn do shit i bet
HYM: Your name is chad isn't it?
AR: yeah howd u know that u on the internet.
HYM: Your messages are coming from your personal facebook account. I bet you have a shitty goattee too.
AR: *is typing*
HYM: From your profile pic, asshole.
AR: *is typing*
HYM: Can I borrow your cool Polaris jacket?
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