I don't know, but I think it would be really fun to be around you while you are getting stoned. But literally, stoned.
Like, to death, with rocks.
Or not even to death. Just people stoning you would be sweet.
Next week, maybe we'll visit the glorious idea of you getting tore up from the floor up. Literally tore up.
From the floor up.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
hit me on twitter
lurk me, friends
other awesome blogs
the counter
where you from, shawtie?
tall man on the loose in tampa area
True story, there is a tall man terrorizing the Tampa area. This weirdo usually hangs out around parks, trying to find pick-up games of basketball - during which, he will grab the ball and maneuver around so that you come into contact with his stinky, naughty bits.
Truly an unpleasant experience.
His signature move is the "bait and switch junk grab". As you're grabbing for the ball, his junk magically appears. In the way of your hand.
Another one of his famous moves is to let the ball go loose, then as you scramble for it, his sweaty ass gets in the way. Of your face.
It's truly horrific, folks, please watch out.
Truly an unpleasant experience.
His signature move is the "bait and switch junk grab". As you're grabbing for the ball, his junk magically appears. In the way of your hand.
Another one of his famous moves is to let the ball go loose, then as you scramble for it, his sweaty ass gets in the way. Of your face.
It's truly horrific, folks, please watch out.
the culprit
No comments:
Post a Comment