obese? pretty sure you don't even have to ask
balding, with a shaggy haircut not at all flattering to age's ever more transient follicles? obvi
driving like an asshole in the fast lane in his early-2000's red, base model, dirty Ford Escape? you know it
sleeveless tee with flabby, hairy, untanned arms uglying things up? mmm hmmmm
Jose Canseco shades that can't hide the pure domestic violence in his eyes? that's affirmative cap'n
equally dismal looking partner riding shotty? ferkin' sherkin' yeah
shitty, horrible, untrimmed, uneven goatee? HECK YEAH, MAN
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