I AM GOING TO SEE ANDREW WK
So far in my life, I had one chance to see Andrew WK, and I blew it. Hellfest 2004, he played like last, and I was with my future wife. Why I didn't stick around, I'll never know. But I didn't, and that has haunted me for years.
But we stuck around the next night for the riots, beatings, and bleachers getting torn down lol.
GET ON MY PUMP LEVEL
Don't just get on my PUMP LEVEL, get on my PUSHUP LEVEL. I got word that my brother did 76 pushups in a minute. This was of course after he caught word that I did 65 straight. So yesterday I did 80 straight in a minute twenty.
And because we know it ain't real if you can't duplicate it in the lab, I did it again today. #SciencePUMP!
You wanna know what fueled that PUMP-FILLED PUSHUP EXTRAVAGANZA!?!?!?
Yeah, this song, right below.
SKIP THE CRAPPY PIANO INTRO AND GET SUPER PUMPED WHEN I GET WET STARTS. THE OPENING KEYBOARD GETS ME WET.
LIKE FOR REAL.
GET READY FOR AN IN-DEPTH CONCERT REPORT ON MONDAY. OR MAYBE NOT.
But till then, stay PUMPED because Andrew WK doesn't care about being tired, he doesn't care about being bummed about your job, he doesn't give a shit if you have a little cold or flu, he doesn't wanna hear about your feelings.
He wants you to be PUMPED all day, every day. ERRY DAY. Next time you feel that frown turning upside down, then turning upside down again, think to yourself: what would Andrew WK do?
He'd turn that frown upside down one last time, so it's back to an upside down frown. Smell me.