Oh God, we were watching The Bachelor the other day, and a commercial happened.
A chocolate commercial.
Go ahead and watch this thirty second spot and see if you can catch what caught my attention. See if you can smell what I smelled.
Try at about twenty one seconds in.
"...lusciously smooth center begins to melt. And so will you."
YOU WILL START TO MELT?
One minute you've just stuffed 5 truffles down your gullet, the next minute you're melting. That sucks, bro.