Thursday, April 24, 2014

how dare you wait!

You've probably by now heard of the Cliven Bundy cattle ranching stuff going on out west. Oh, you haven't? Here.

Basically, the dude is revealing himself as a total turd, but worse, the government is apparently being the government and stealing and killing stuff. Really, we have two undeniable truths arising from the situation. The first, and we already knew this, the government is full of crooks and criminals. The second, as we are learning, Cliven has a stupid name and is a dipshit.

Because all Republicans are racist and want to furiously genocide anything nonwhite, Rand Paul waited, what the Democratic National Committee is claiming, a full twelve hours(!) before condemning Cliven's rant.

Note because this will be published on the internets that we are using racist as a substitution for ignorant, because, well, because the internets.

Either way, Cliven's utterance was stupid.

But, never MENSA/probable NAMBLA member Mo Elleithee, communications director for the DNC, was somehow worse. See, he condemned Rand Paul for waiting twelve hours to condemn Cliven remarks about blacks. When asked for his comment about his savior/boss ordering drone missiles right into the belly of brown children overseas, Mo had no comment.

As an employee of the Democratic Party, Mo is required to not understand economics, politics, common sense, logic, philosophy, science, fairness, anything, or math. While a prerequisite to be a Republican seems to be the previously mentioned unqualities, the prequisite to be a Democrat seems to be those listed unqualities, AND being really loud and obnoxious about it.

For the future, all Senators from Kentucky need to remember to pay attention to every inbred asshole in the country, and what they're saying in the news. And act immediately. Because if you wait an alleged full twelve hours before condemning statements made by assholes, then you yourself are an asshole, to a bunch of assholes. 

Wrap your head around that one.

*Quick shout out to the scum over at Politico for a surprisingly fair title to their article linked above.

Hey Rand, where's your anger, where's your fuckin' rage?

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