Wednesday, January 29, 2014

HUMP DAY PUMP UP

Recently I had the joy of viewing the below video. In it, Boggie, a Hungarian singer, goes through transformation with a photoshop-like alien technology tool from the future, and her appearance changes throughout.

The video has gained some attention as it has been featured all over the interweb and on the facebook pages of many idiots.

While her attempt to skewer a culture that demands unattainable and unreasonable standards in beauty is lollable, it seems we are not appreciating enough what gave her the soapbox from which to preach: her voice. She has a great voice and this song is awesome. What's not PUMPY about that!?

NOTHING!

IT'S SUPER PUMPY!





Kinda funny that in her album cover, she looks more like what she does at the end of the video:






But who cares!

Because it gets PUMPIER!

Yep, heckyeahman.com, llc will be representing itself at a legislative meeting in Madison, WI...wait, will be? I mean, we CURRENTLY ARE! That's right, your favorite shithead is rubbing elbows with the political elite of Wisconsin.

As you read this, I am out and about FRACKING with the governor. We got all geared up, are facing the cold, and FRACKING the shit outta south-central Wisconsin. We'll probably get so carried away with all the FRACKING, high-fiving, bro-ing down, and what not that I bet I accidentally FRACK somebody!

In all seriousness, look for me to come back a psycho anti-drug, jesus-freak, FRACKMONSTER.










1 comment:

Steve Finnell said...

THE APOSTLES' TEACHING

The early Christians believed the apostles' teaching. (Acts 2:42 They were continually devoting themselves to the apostles' teaching....)

What was not the apostles' teaching? What was the apostles' teaching, what was their source?

The apostles' teaching did not originate from the Pharisees creed books. They did not teach from the Sadducees statement of faith. The apostles did not use the catechisms of the Judaizers as the final authority or as a substitute for the Scriptures.

The Scriptures were the source of the apostles' teaching and the words and writings of the apostles were also the Scriptures.

Acts 17:2 And according to Paul's customs, he went to them, and for three Sabbaths reasoned with them from the Scriptures......

Paul taught from the Scriptures, not from man-made creed books and catechisms.

2 Peter 2:15-16 just as also our beloved brother Paul, according the the wisdom given him , wrote to you, 16 as also in all his letters, speaking in them of theses things, in which are some things hard to understand, which the untaught and unstable distort, as they do also the rest of the Scriptures.

Peter included the apostles Paul's writing as being Scriptures.

The apostles' teaching was from the Old Testament Scriptures and from their own words and letters which were in fact the New Testament Scriptures.

The apostles did not teach from the creed books of the Pharisees. The did not use the catechisms of the Judaizers to instruct their brethren in faith and practice. They did not consult the Sadducees statement of faith, in order to teach others.

The apostle John wrote the last Scripture in A.D. 95, it was the Revelation of Jesus Christ.

A.D. 95 was the last recorded teaching by an apostle.

If the contemporary creed books, catechisms, statements of faith, Bible commentaries, so-called new revelation of modern-day apostles, and other extra-Biblical sources are not the exact same teachings of the apostles of the Bible, then, THEY ARE IN FACT, WRITTEN WORDS OF FALSE DOCTRINE.

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