Have you heard the joke about the liberal and the science forum?
Yeah, so a typical liberal walks into an online science forum, makes a childish comment about Fox News, then in the very next post, tells a renowned theoretical physicist that he* is wrong.
And then, wait for it.
Wait for it.
Really, wait for it.
Then gets owned hard.
LOLx1000000000000! Sometimes I just crack myself up.
Guess being closed-minded manifests itself in other places beyond homophobes and racists. Huh, whodathunkit?
*Bonus feminist points for pointing out that the theoretical physicist is indeed the one who is wrong, actually #double-wrong - for being not just a dude, but presumably white! Zing!
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tall man on the loose in tampa area
True story, there is a tall man terrorizing the Tampa area. This weirdo usually hangs out around parks, trying to find pick-up games of basketball - during which, he will grab the ball and maneuver around so that you come into contact with his stinky, naughty bits.
Truly an unpleasant experience.
His signature move is the "bait and switch junk grab". As you're grabbing for the ball, his junk magically appears. In the way of your hand.
Another one of his famous moves is to let the ball go loose, then as you scramble for it, his sweaty ass gets in the way. Of your face.
It's truly horrific, folks, please watch out.
Truly an unpleasant experience.
His signature move is the "bait and switch junk grab". As you're grabbing for the ball, his junk magically appears. In the way of your hand.
Another one of his famous moves is to let the ball go loose, then as you scramble for it, his sweaty ass gets in the way. Of your face.
It's truly horrific, folks, please watch out.
the culprit
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