Wednesday, November 9, 2011

HUMP DAY PUMP UP: FEEL GOOD PUMP

No messing around today. Daylight Savings time hit hard last weekend; snow is just around the corner; cold and dreary days are ahead, and seasonal depression will hopefully claim her largest-ever number of suicide victims this winter.

Yeah, life sucks.

WAIT, NO IT DOESN'T! Especially not if you're Jason McElwain! What a great story, and just when you think it's kinda lame, BOOM, THE PUMP SHOOTS ITS MILKY PUMPLOAD ALL OVER YOUR FACE at 1:09!



Holy shit every time he hits a three, the gym goes insane! Like he said, he was on fire; he was hotter than a pistol.

Wow, I'm literally crying and shivering right now, not because I'm watching this awesome video, not because I'm not really crying and shivering, but because I know somebody is GETTING PUMPED right now.

This next PUMP comes in a similar format: kid with handicap does something awesome. AND THAT IS AWESOME.



LOOK AT THAT BASTARD GO!

How PUMPED is that dude? And more importantly, HOW PUMPED ARE YOU AFTER THIS NEXT SONG?

GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL'EM HEY!



GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT!

Nothing like singing about sexually assaulting, or groping at the very least, somebody you find attractive. Then suggesting they sleep with you because of the very small chance that one or both of you may not live through the night.

I don't know about you, but lyrics like that PUMP ME UP!

Especially the part about the people not living to see tomorrow!

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