Wednesday, October 12, 2011

HUMP DAY PUMP UP: BASEBALL

Not sure if you know, but it's baseball playoffs season! What an insane end of the regular season: the Rays won in extra innings with an Evan Schlongoria solo shot to beat the Yankees, clinch the wild card, and most importantly, end the season for the Red Sox.

We witnessed the Red Sox just COLLAPSE over the last month of the season, so much so that their playoff chances came down to the last game of the season, and even hinged on the Rays.

Big THANK YOU to the Baltimore Orioles for doing their part in destroying the postseason chances for the Red Sox! Thanks guys!

SO MUCH PUMP.

Lettuce kick this PUMP off with the BREWERS beating the D-backs in the NLDS, extra innings, Nyjer "T-Plush" Morgan cranked the walk-off RBI, driving Carlos Gomez in - to win the game AND THE SERIES!




And while I don't hate the Detroit Tigers or enjoy the Texas Rangers, all this insane hype for the Detroit Lions going 5-0, beating cupcake teams, is insane! It's only natural that I get PUMPED when the Tigers lose.

And it's only natural that you do the same.

Here's Nelson Cruz knocking one out of the park, with a weird look on his face, during game one of the ALCS, securing a Rangers victory. Heh, Detroit sports fans - WHERE'S YOUR PUMP NOW!?!?!?!

















Uh, at least you aren't Twins fans? That's something to be PUMPED about!

Then in Game 2, Nelson Cruz says, "Fuck the Tigers. And you know what else, fuck those overrated Lions too." Only instead of actually verbalizing it, he talks with his bat.





AND SLAPS AN EXTRA INNINGS WALK OFF GRAND SLAM OUT OF THE PARK HARDER THAN DADS SLAP THEIR UNWANTED CHILDREN. AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Yeah, the Brewers got CRUSHED by the Cardinals on Monday night, but it was worth it seeing the Tigers go down two games to none. OK not really.

THE PUMP WILL CARRY YOU THROUGH! (whatever that means).

Got an amazing story from our recent trip to Petco coming up on Friday.

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