First things first: it's HUMP DAY. Leave your cares behind and get ready for the NFL PUMP OF YOUR LIFE. The NFL is back, free agent signings started off crazy but have cooled down a bit, people are signing up for fantasy football leagues, it's a good time of the year.
Before we get to the football, let's let Exhumed kick this PUMP off right. Sick riffs, sick vocals, sick lyrics, just what HUMP DAY NEEDS:
Don't know (also don't care!) if you have any interest in the NFL, but last year's Giants-Eagles matchup had an epic finish that included the Giant's EPIC MELTDOWN. And if you know anything about me, you'll know that nothing PUMPS ME UP like an EPIC MELTDOWN.
How the hell do you get any more PUMPIER than that? By throwing the best colo(u)r commentary this side of this fuckin' Demetry James dude. Watch as my idol narrates the meltdown.
Quick question at 1:15 - "WHO TEAM YOU PLAYIN' FA, MOTHAFUCKA?"
Two seconds later, homeboy drops an N-BOMB! Now he liberally peppers his commentary with N-bombs that end in "a", no problem, but DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN PUMP AWAY!
2:42 - good shit Kibbles N Bits hahaha as Michael Vick runs that ten yarder in. Hate to see Vick succeed, but he paid his dues and seems to be doing the right thing. PUMP!
3:10, tie game, like a minute left - rookie punter kicks the rock to Desean Jackson, one of the fastest, most dangerous, most arrogant turdthugs in the league. And what does Desean do?
Fumbles the goddamn punt.
Then picks it up and runs untouched right into the goddamn endzone EAGLES VICTORY PUMP HAHA GIANTS YOU MELTED DOWN AND LEFT A NATION OF MILLIONS WITH ONE OF THE BIGGEST CLUTCH PUMPS IN HUMP DAY PUMP UP HISTORY!
3:45 - the billion year old Giants coach, Tom Coughlin has some choice words for the obviously now-UNPUMPED rookie punter that kicked it RIGHT TO DESEAN.
And maybe the crown jewel of this little PUMP UP is watching MARSHAWN LYNCH TEAR THROUGH THE SAINTS DEFENSE AND PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK DARREN SHARPER HOLD MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I think this was already used for a previous HDPU, but the PUMP-FACTOR is just too high.
Ready for the ultimate UNPUMP? My wife tricked me into watching the grueling, three hour Bachelor Pad season premeire.
Vacuous sluts on TV PUMP!