Wednesday, March 16, 2011

HUMP DAY PUMP UP: ANIMAL REVENGE!

Very few things PUMP ME UP more than when I hear about ANIMALS KILLING PEOPLE.

Pitbulls in the nursery? PUMP
PUSSY Bullfighters getting GORED by bulls? FUCKING HUGE PUMP YOU PUSSIES
The Democratic convention getting trampled by a GIGANTIC HERD OF SHEEP? MOST IRONIC PUMP EVER
Siegfried or Roy (I can't remember/don't care) getting MAULED BY A LION OR TIGER (see previous parentheses)? HAHA PUMP TO THE MAX

You get the picture. When people are getting harmed by animals, that's something I want to see.

I used to hunt when I was a kid, don't anymore, but my dad taught my brother and I to respect the meat (RESPECT THE MEAT, SON), and to only kill what you're going to eat. How I made the jump from being a respectful hunter, to a sadistic, torture-porn-animals-destroying-humans kinda guy, I'm not sure. But I won't put that on my dad.

LET'S GET TO THE PUMP!

Just read a story about some cockfighting scumbag getting killed by one of the roosters he attached a razor to.

WAIT WHAT?

Yeah, dude attached a razor to a rooster for a cockfight, and that plan backfired, cause it wound up being the death of him! What an idiot!

I wonder what his parents think lol!

Damn, lookit that thing!




















BR(((0)))(((0)))TAL

Yes watch as this goofball annoys the shit out of a HUGE, ANGRY ALLIGATOR, then act all surprised when it CHOMPS DOWN ON HIS WRIST AND DOES THE DEATH ROLL!





Watch the end, right before they cut away from the dude getting his arm NOMMED on. Look at how his arm is BENT & BROKEN in that split second before they cut away. SO PUMPED LOL.

WHERE THE TUNES AT? RIGHT BELOW:



GET MILITANT, GET PUMPED.

TREAT THE REST OF THIS WEEK THE SAME WAY THE ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT WOULD TREAT A VIVISECTION LAB - BLOW IT THE FUCK UP, BRO.

1 comment:

Beer said...

So, so awesome. If you enjoy having arms, don't slap a crocodile around then stick your hand in its mouth.