We've all seen stupid movies. Though it seems that I seem to see more than most people.
So you watch a movie, and 2 hours later, you're pissed that it sucked. How does that PUMP YOU UP?
Have you seen that stupid movie? If not, don't bother - he dies in the end.
And oh god this is probably horrible, but did you catch that? He dies at the end. How does that change the world, or my life, or anything? It doesn't.
Oh yeah, but that movie was BASED ON A TRUE STORY. And some shithead-gone nature-boy slowly killing himself PUMPS ME UP.
Think of it this way: culling the herd. And you know what comes in a herd? Cows come in a herd. And you know what cows make? They make goddamn awesome tasty hamburgers. HECK YEAH THEY DO. Huge-ass tasty hamburgers PUMP ME UP.
Heck yeah that's what cows make: AWESOME BURGERS.
Usually when we make burgers, we stuff them fulla cheese, add an egg on top, and some bacon; then by this point, we've had a couple beers, and holy shit they taste so good. But yo, when we're traveling, we head to our favorite burger spot.
And they just got one in Gainesville! SUPER PUMP!!! But we left Gainesville 2 days ago.
Oh wait, wait, I feel a massive PUMP COMING BACK
OH SHITTITS NEW MAROON 5 SONG AND NOTHING PUMPS ME UP MORE THAN MAROON 5 GODDAMN RIGHT.
NEW ALBUM COMES OUT 9/21, EXPECT A SHITLOAD OF HDPUs AND OTHER POSTS COVERING THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC.
SO PUMPED RIGHT NOW