Dear Father above who art in Heaven,
It's been a while; I'm sorry. I don't really have any excuses for not talking to you for so long, other than the fact that I'm pretty sure you don't exist.
Anyway, I just have one quick request. Can you smite this clan of vacuous shit-tasters?
Just in case you were wondering, God, this is what no redeeming social value is. Haha of course you're not wondering. You don't wonder about anything - you're having a hard enough time just trying to exist.
Anyway, thanks for the consideration.
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