Monday, December 14, 2009

nothing says i love you like a new car

I just saw a commercial for Hyundai cars, and I heard something about "are you making your list? are you checking it twice?"

I don't know about you, but I think I can, and yeah I'm going to go ahead and reasonably infer that they are marketing the idea of asking for a brand new Hyundai for Christmas. Of course, this is under the assumption that the giving of said Hyundai is a realistic expectation.

Now I don't know, but the people who can afford to give someone a FUCKING NEW CAR for Christmas, are most likely, not giving Hyundais. Nothing wrong with a Hyundai - I actually rented a Sonata one time, and it was really awesome. Unfortunately, it was too fuel efficient for my tastes, as I prefer a gas guzzler that is just hemorrhaging motor oil.

But that's just a personal preference.

But I think the people that are giving new cars as Xmas gifts, are giving sweet rides like Lexuses, Mercedes, and Beamers.

After seeing that commercial, it really got me thinking: I need to step up my gift-giving this year. And what better way to step it up, than with a HYUNDAI ELANTRA!

FUCK YEAH

Heckyeahwoman, I love you so much that I bought you this BRAND NEW HYUNDAI ELANTRA!
















Look at that thing! I wouldn't be surprised if those were 13 inch spinning rims.

I LOVE SPINNING RIMS!

Some of you may take offense to my perceived mocking of the fine Hyundai Elantra line of cars, but know this, the last time I mocked a lower cost car, it was at work. And little did I know, it was one of the managers I report to that drives a shitty Kia. Truth be told, that particular manager was THE BIGGEST RETARD EVER, and it was a GODDAMN INSULT TO HAVE TO ANSWER TO THAT WORTHLESS ANIMAL. So I didn't, I avoided her calls, and never got back to her.

Anyway, we were on a conference call with her, and a couple other reps; and I was mocking the entire brand of Kia cars. I think I was comparing one of our shitty competitors to them. Then this seahag pipes up how she drives a Kia. Shortly after, another loser pipes up about how he drives a Kia.

Most people would feel awkward in this situation.

Not me.

I felt pumped up cause I obviously let them know that I drive a BIG SWEET FUCKING RIDE AND MY CAR IS AWESOME.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"MY CAR IS AWESOME....when i can get it out of park"
:beatup: