I've always wanted to say this to a broad. Not heckyeahwoman, but a different broad. Nobody in particular. Maybe not even a chick. I just thought it would be cool to start freaking out on someone.
OK, here's the deal. You're a bitch. It's true; you really are.
The sick thing is that you have no idea how much of a bitch you are. You bitch, you complain, you nag, you pout, and you overreact; you're just a bitch. And you don't really think too much of it.
Yeah, I know I'm not perfect. Forget about how jacked and tan I am, forget about my uncontrollable awesomeness - I do have imperfections. Haha, yeah, I didn't believe it at first either. I would even go so far as to say that some people may think I'm an asshole.
But you know what?
I can admit it - I'm an asshole.
I can tell you, I can tell the world. Besides, all the people that think I'm an asshole, they're all assholes themselves. So fuck 'em.
You're the worst.
Now that that's out there in the open...how u doin, girl?