It was great!

I was so happy to see him putting forth some effort to get in better shape, and not die from heart disease before he reaches 34, that I got immediately PUMPED UP!
This song was on the stereo on my car, and all of a sudden it was a little bit louder. The PUMP was coming, and it all started with this fat dude gettin' a little exercise!
Holy shit this song is awesome. I wish I were fat so I could PUMP THIS SONG, AND GO FOR A JOG AND GET ALL PUMPED UP.
Then the other day I went to the grocery store, and what do I see on my way home?
Go ahead, take a guess.
Ok, it was a fat chick riding her bike! Fuck yeah!

Simply seeing this beached whale attempting to get her heart rate up past 3 bpm PUMPED ME UP and almost made her look like this:

OK, not even close, but it was great to see her trying to get some fresh air, and burn some calories. I don't know why it pumped me up so much, but it did. I got home from the grocery store, unpacked all the food, and I was totally gonna go for a bike ride, but then I decided to have a beer and make some chili.
As much as I hate diversity, I try to look towards many diverse places to get me PUMPED UP. In this trip we call life, you gotta be vigilant; you may never know that your very next PUMP could be just around the corner. As much as I hate being open-minded, you gotta keep an open mind, always being on the lookout for the next PUMP UP fodder.
It could come in the form of an awesome song; and it usually does. But other times, something as simple as a trip to the grocery store has the potential to get you PUMPED.
With that, I just ask you to CHRIS BROWN THE SHIT OUT OF THE REST OF THE WEEK.
Man, that pumped me up.
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