Tuesday, November 10, 2009

he didn't think it was necessary

I don't know about you, but today, well yesterday, something happened, that happens too often. Finally though, I just had enough. I've been putting up with this bullshit for as long as I can remember. Shoot, sometimes I'm even guilty of it, myself.

It's not really something that happens every day, but just often enough to piss me off.

Heading into the bathroom to take a whizz, I notice something afoot.

It appears the urinal has been freshly used.

This is at least the second time in a week I've encountered an unflushed urinal.

There was only one thing I could do, to right this wrong. Looking again at his pee, I did what I know how to do best: I peed so furiously all over his pee.

Take that motherfucker, I'm pissing all over your piss, you pissant.

At that very moment, I began wishing that I had to poop, so that I could shit all over his pee in the urinal right there. I mustered up all the strength from within my bowels, but nothing.

With a slight sense of disappointment, I spit on it. I spit right on his pee.

Then you know what I did next? You wanna fuckin' know what I did next?

I flushed his pee right to hell, that bastard.

Holy crap I was so pissed.

1 comment:

Waiting said...

My sister once got so offended that someone shit on the side of a toilet seat that she went to every single female in the bar and said "Did you shit on the toilet? I know you did." She was drunk and got into a bar brawl with someone over it. You should have done the same.