Remember when you were a kid? You remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Man, I had all the toys (thanks mom & dad!).
Between my brother and I, we had so many of their toys. If I had pictures of our entire collection, that would be a HUMP DAY PUMP UP by itself. Sadly, I have no such pictures.
But I do have this awesome video coming up. Definitely worth the 2:20 you'll have to invest in it. Serious lols at about 1:01, with the shot of the little kids, and then he yells "YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS".
Yelling and cursing at little kids ALWAYS PUMPS ME UP.:
The above video was the first one to hit the interwebz, so of course the minute that was posted, a bunch of other dipshits made their own. The name of the song in the next one is HAMMER SMASHED FACE.
I don't know how you can more HUMP DAY PUMPED UP than that. HAMMER SMASHED FACE, so brutal. Truly the essence of getting PUMPED UP. Imagine getting your face smashed by a hammer. Whatever, you're probably not going to watch this one, but here it is anyway.
Maybe you're not much of a fan of Cannibal Corpse by way of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but hopefully you can appreciate this next video.
It all starts with a hungry turtle, and an unsuspecting pigeon. Watch as Mother Nature works her magic.
NOM NOM NOM that turtle was hungry!
Today friends, you are the turtle, and the rest of this shit & piss filled week is the pigeon. Go ahead and brutally murder and eat it. Or if you're anything like me, you can just take a passive approach, and let nature take it's course by sitting in your office and jacking off all day. Either way, GET PUMPED UP.