HAPPY HUMP DAY PUMP UP ERRBODY!
Y'all might've heard I was up Norf visiting some family last week. That meant I hung out with my brother. A lot.
IT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS ALSO AWESOME HANGING OUT WITH MY DAD AND STEP MOM.
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS.
My brother and I spent almost 5 hours in the car together over the course of a couple days. Lucky for us, he had his ipod with him. Lucky for me, he introduced me to some new tunes I would never have heard.
Within minutes of entering the car, he busts his ipod out, and says, "oh hey, check this song out, it's gonna PUMP you UP, it's so catchy".
And then the following song came on. And newsflash, IT PUMPED US BOTH THE FUCK UP!
The line at 1:58 always has me a-ROFLin'.
So that song was awesome, and I was trying to drive, but it was tough, man. I was shaking, and my brother was fist pumping like crazy in the passenger seat. We needed to mellow out, yet still keep PUMPED UP for the long drive ahead.
Good thing for me, heckyeahbrudder kept the playlist POPPIN'.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Taylor Swift? Really?".
Well let me tell you a little something. That bitch fine. Lemme tell you a little something else. That song catchy.
It's true, it was just what we needed in this post PUMP apocalyptic car ride. IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JUST SAY YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
There were a couple other songs that kept us PUMPED UP, but you'll probably think they're lame. So let's get to the next PUMP UP, before we go.
I mentioned above that it was awesome hanging out with my Dad and step mom. Well unfortunately, my step mom had to work the days I was in town. It's not like people can just take the rest of the week off from work for no reason. Wait, I did. But whatever. So I chilled out with my dad, and we played a whole lot of my new favorite game, Skipbo!
LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THIS LOOKS LIKE!
The week is just about half over; and that's a fact. You ever played Skipbo before? Well we're gonna approach the rest of this week like a half-over game of Skipbo, where your dad is kicking your ass and it's REALLY PISSING YOU OFF, AND YOU'RE GETTING VISIBLY UPSET AND FINALLY WHEN HE GETS ANOTHER POINT, YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND THROW YOUR HANDFUL OF CARDS RIGHT AT YOUR DAD AND THEN HE FREAKS OUT CAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW THE CARDS AT YOUR DAD AND HE DISOWNS YOU AND NOW YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO, CAUSE HE THREW YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AND YOUR STUCK UP NORjesus what the hell is going on here?
GET PUMPED UP VAG-HAVERS