Today's HUMP DAY PUMP UP isn't gonna feature any awesome punk bands. Nah, there won't be any cr00sh hardcore bands either. Not even gonna post any awesome death metal vids.
We're gonna combine a couple of my favorite things: Walker TX Ranger & Keyboard Cat.
Maybe some of you have already seen this, maybe some of you haven't. Honestly though, I really hate to poach another person's comedic genius, but I really feel like this is worth it. If you ain't lollin' at 0:46, check ur pulsez.
Do any of you remember this video from a couple years ago (minus the keyboard cat)? The lady loses her balance, falls, makes the most hideous noise ever, and hilarity ensues?
IS THIS RINGING ANY GODDAMN BELLS?
GODDAMN, RIGHT AFTER THE LOLZ HAPPEN, WHEN THE ELECTRONIC DRUMS KICK IN, I JUST LOSE IT. I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE A SAMPLE OF THOSE DRUMS, AND LOOP IT ONTO MY MP3 PLAYER FOR AT THE GYM.
OK, so here's the plan: Today is Wednesday, and I want you to pretend that the rest of this week is a bunch of grapes, and you're mashin' the shit outta them with your gnarled-toe-nasty-mangled-ass feet. Go ahead, mash it up good, and don't fall. But if you do, just don't make those brutal croaking noises like that weirdo in the video did.