Friday, March 20, 2009

splash

Cleaning my toilet, leaning so close, getting so into it, cleaning so furiously, and I'm scrubbing so hard that the water splashes into my mouth.

But it's just clean soapy water right?

Nah, the reason I clean my terlet is cause I just deposited a monstrous, horrible turd straight into the bank of sewage. Feeling dirty, I'll clean the terlet/mess/disaster area, thus ultimately cleansing my soul.

This, in a sense, absolves me of the sins I have just committed.

Have an awesome weekend!

1 comment:

Macaca said...

Cleaning toilets? I'm disappointed in you, that work should be left for your woman.