Monday, March 30, 2009

THE POLL IS CLOSED

Wow, what an awesome poll. It's finally closed. Well, it's been closed a couple days now, but I'm just now finding the time to make a post about it.

To everybody that voted, thank you! We *appreciate* you taking the time to let the world know how you feel about HUMP DAY PUMP UP. Allow me to give you a little feedback on what we've learned from this poll:

-We had a total of 26 people that voted. My ego tells me that total voter turnout was but a fraction of daily readership. Reality tells me that each of our 3 readers voted multiple times.

-Of the 26 people that voted, 50% of them seem to think HUMP DAY PUMP UP should stay. I like those people. These are people that have a very good chance of not getting murdered...by some crazed psychopath blogger maniac.

-5 people seem to enjoy HUMP DAY PUMP UP, but apparently don't get as pumped up as I do. Eh, it's understandable, not everybody can handle such insane levels of awesome on a weekly basis. You get to live. For now.

-Last but not least, this world is about to have 8 fewer living people in it. Watch your backs.

As for the ultimate fate of HUMP DAY PUMP UP, I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS ON WEDNESDAY

5 comments:

Tall Dude said...

Look - I jump on the HYM site to read what HYM has to say - not some incoherent blathering from some buffoon who never fully learned the English language.

Oh and please refrain from talking about your "poll" anymore. That's the kind of talk that goes on at http://lemonparty.org

But I guess if HYM only wants to give us quality 4 days a week, it hasn't hurt David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert.

I guess I'll be beating up homeless people to get my HDPU.

Tall Dude

heck yeah, man said...

don't expect to live much longer than the next 48 hours

Susan said...

Actually, Andy, I voted 26 times.
Love,
Mom

Steve_Kerr said...

LOL @ Susan

Dus said...

this week already reeks of mediocrity. monday blew. i can only hope to sit at my desk, stare at my monitor, and somehow zone out for the majority of tuesday... so come Wednesday, I'm gonna NEED the hook up; the pure and uncut shit; give me the strength of 1,000 boners, meatman!!!