Since this is potentially the last HUMP DAY PUMP UP, let's all get as humanly pumped up as we can get, then get just a little more pumped up, and then kick the shit outta today.
And there's only one way to get that pumped up...so pumped up that we can grab the day by the balls, or if you're like me, by the huge, fake titties.
Lucky for you, I'm gonna make it easy. Real fricken easy. Just watch this video, and get pumped up.
You know what? I know most of you probably didn't watch the video, so I took the liberty to type out a couple of my favorite lines from the drill sergeant.
"Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
"I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck."
"Bullshit, it looks like the best part'a you ran down your momma's ass."
"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Do you think I'm cute, Private Pile, do you think I'm funny?"
"You had best square your ass away, and start shitting me Tiffany's cuff links, or I will definitely fuck you up."
I think we all know what happens here, lol. At least watch the last 20 seconds where he shoots himself. The part where he blasts the drill instructor is pretty sweet too.