Wednesday, March 4, 2009

HUMP DAY PUMP UP

Let us unite, as one PUMPED UP group of biggest-dick-you-around-show-on-television-watchers; and let us enjoy this preview, as well as the show tonight.

Let us embrace the fact that at some point in the coming weeks, our heads will probably explode due to the clusterfuck that is this show.

Either way, we will stand steadfast; we will stand strong; and we will stand totally PUMPED UP.



Maybe you watch Lost, maybe you don't. But know this: We will remain SO PUMPED UP throughout the duration of the show, that you'll know, deep in your soul, that you're reaching unheralded levels of PUMPED UPNESS.

So PUMPED UP.

It's like, "how much more PUMPED UP could I be"?

And the answer is, "none, none more PUMPED UP".

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear HYM,

I would like to thank you for honoring my request of a HUMP DAY PUMP UP featuring Lost previews. Additionally, the gratuitous inclusion of Spinal Tap today has brought me to the point of near spontaneous combustion. I am left speechless by this post and totally PUMPED UP!!

In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people...the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

...but I bet they were watching Lost and drinking wine and getting totally PUMPED UP!!!

Yours truly,
Pumped Up in Gainesville

Hungover in Milwaukee said...

Anonymous....youre a douchebag!

wine and lost? Really?!?! I couldnt think of a bigger waste of time in my life. I really hope you dont run into HYM in the street because he'll be able to spot your doucheebag ass from a mile away with your popped collar and torn designer jeans on. And if he does spot you I suggest you run the other way as fast as you can because he's so ridiculously pumped up from that spinal tap clip. That he will tear you apart.

Yours truly,
Hungover in Milwaukee

HECK YEAH, MAN said...

YOU WANNA TALK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER? THAT'S THE LAST TALKING UR EVER GONNA DO. IM GONNA BOOK A FLIGHT TO MILWAUKEE, GRAB MY BROTHER (FUCK YEAH, LET'S GET HIM BRO) AND MASH YOU LIKE THE POTATO YOU ARE. YOU THINK BEING HUNGOVER IS HARD?

JUST WAIT TILL YOU ACTUALLY GET HUNG*. JUST LIKE LOCKE, HANGIN FROM THE CEILING FAN MOTHERFUCKER.

*heck yeah, man reserves the right to not have to hang anyone, for the petty crime of internet shit-talking.

Ken said...

I'm confused over the comments.

Hungover in Milwaulkee calls Anonymous or "Pumped up in Gainesville" a douchebag for mixing wine and lost or just drinking wine and watching lost combined.

If the latter, then I understand HYM's rant because he is a wine drinking and Lost watching sumbitch.

If it's the former, then Hungover in Milwaulkee will surely be disappointed to know HYM is a wine drinking and Lost watching sumbitch.

I'm hoping to get some clarity tonight before I put on my jammies and watch Lost with my white wine spritzer.*

Thanks,
Ken
*not true.

Pumped Up in Gainesville said...

Ken, you're damn right HYM is a "wine drinking and Lost watching sumbitch." I'm glad to hear you are too. While Hungover in Milwaukee is drunk in a gutter somewhere and you are at home in your jammies with your [white] wine [spritzer], I will be over at the house HYM shares with Heck Yeah Woman. They will be making delicious food and serving wine and getting PUMPED UP for Lost.

HYM, let's check out flights to Milwaukee when we're drunk later. I'll be over at 7:30. Break out the whiskey.