Friday, March 13, 2009

another interaction with my peers

If I were to have an interaction with somebody who smells horrible, this is how it *might* go down:

Broad: Why are you in such a bad mood today?

Heck Yeah, Man: *sniff sniff* Cause you fucking stink.

B: Well that isn't a very nice thing to say!

HYM: Well it's not a very nice thing to smell that horrible. Seriously, your stench is atrocious. Did you substitute your make up for powdered human shit? Maybe instead of lipstick, you applied a dog turd.

B: Well I never!

HYM: You never what? Never brush yo teefs? Goddamn, maybe you brushed 'em with a shit encrusted piece of asparagus? Cause that's what my nose is telling me.

B: I've never been so insulted in my life!

HYM: If I didn't know any better, I'd guess you were a walking, talking, human shit-stain.

I'm not saying the above conversation, did or did not happen; I'm just saying if it did...this is how I would envision it.

1 comment:

Kristen said...

I'll never forget the day we had that conversation.

I totally switched my toothpaste to piss flavored.

Thanks HYM!!!