Tuesday, March 17, 2009

...and the retraction

Real quick, I mentioned last week that U2 sucks (please read that awesome top 10 blog here). It seems that a good one-third to one-quarter of our daily readership has let me know that U2 does not suck.

While, I still believe in my heart of hearts, that they do indeed suck the utmost dong, I am going to go ahead and retract my statement. Please be aware that we here at heck yeah, man will not make a habit of this 'retracting statements' business.

However, given these particular circumstances, we feel it is in the best interest of the blog.

Wait, what circumstances?

THESE CIRCUMSTANCES!
















Can we all agree that Coldplay is horrible? THANK YOU

7 comments:

MB said...

In my honest opinion I concur that both coldplay and U2 are pretty weak. Sorry Bono, but I will take my rock with a little 'woop ass' and minus the positive movement stuff.

Grumpy Old Tall Dude said...

U2 - Joshua Tree was one of the best concerts I've ever seen - yes I'm that fricken old you little shit turds.

AND STAY OFF MY LAWN!

Sincerely,
Grumpy Old Tall Dude

Hungover In Milwaukee said...

HYM,

Please dont ever sell out like this again. It's your opinions that make you original. Whether your readers agree with you or not is their problem not yours. You keep posting awesome blogs about whatever the fuck you want to post awesome blogs about!

And to set the record straight, U2 and Coldplay both suck dirty prison dong.

I raise my glass of Guiness to you Sir!

Sincerely,
Hungover in Milwaukee

Steve_Kerr said...

U2 blows

thesean said...

f*ck U2. Who the hell calls themselves "The Edge" anyway? The Edge of what? Certainly not my seat...

And Bono. Just Bono. As if one unexplainable fake name per band wasn't awesome enough. No need to say anymore about this failed abortion. Lousy northern irish choade. I hope he gets face cancer.

I HAVE AIDS said...

U2 does suck. HECKYEAMAN, this is the beginning of the end , next thing you know you are going to be posting pictures of the Hanson brothers busting nut all over your face...Think about it

Here is a reminder of what is in your future....http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hanson.jpg

Macaca said...

Early U2 was decent, but they have sucked for the last 15 years or so. Coldplay is almost as bad, and every loser that knows nothing about real music rides them hard.