Friday, January 9, 2009

the subtle truth

I was sitting at work eating my lunch in the lunchroom. Ah yes, the lunchroom...where some people choose to enjoy their delicious lunches. We have a usual lunch crew that consists of myself (fuck yeah), and a couple co-workers that routinely share their precious lunchtime with me. Thank you for sharing those special moments.

Really, thank you.

The lunches that people from work eat run the gamut from healthy, to not healthy, t0 absolutely fucking disgusting deep fried turds.

My lunches have been relatively healthy over the past 2 years. One thing has remained constant: microwaved frozen vegetables. You can't go wrong - they're tasty, and good for you.

Yeah, yeah I know, I live in Florida, I should take advantage of all the awesome fresh produce. But the frozen stuff is so cheap. And it's right there in the freezer isle at Publix...and when I'm feelin' hood, the freezer isle at the Winn Dixie.

Anyway, this weirdo I work with makes note that I've been eating "those vegetables" forever, and she asks me, "how long u gonna be on that diet for?"

My reply: "It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle you fat fuck".

1 comment:

Dus said...

i should comment more on your blog, you know, just to let you know i'm following it. cause i am, and i will. I was with Kent this weekend and we mentioned your habit of slamming the lollipops against the counter for all kids' meals.