Wednesday, January 7, 2009

the pump

Oh man I was at the gym the other day, it was awesome. I started out by warming up on the treadmill a little. I rode the bike for a bit. Then I went over and did some dumbell presses - it felt so good!

I must have lifted millions of pounds. Millions.

I followed it up with a little military press action, then blasted my triceps with some pushdowns. As I'm walking back to hit the bike for a couple hours, I notice something in the mirror...

HOLY SHIT I'M PUMPED THE FUCK UP. Yo I was just wearing a black tshirt with some gay gym shorts, but holy crap were my arms bulging outta control.

They were ready to pop.

I kind of had to do a double take.

Yeah, sure enough, it's confirmed - your boy has got his swell on.

There was only thing left for me to do: find the best mirror in the place, and just flex for a few hours. And that's just what I did.

People were looking at me like I was retarded, but when you got 'the pump', hey, you got THE PUMP.

1 comment:

Trisha said...

What in the goofy....