Tuesday, January 13, 2009

pooping in the dark

Have you ever tried this?

I don't know, it may sound kind of weird to an inexperienced terlet blaster, but let me assure you, this is a certified 10/10 activity.

See, the thing is, it's just you and the porcelain. Nothing else. Well that, and the quaint hum of the baffroom fan.

No lights to allow your thoughts to be clouded with the obscene images found in those dirty titty mags I'm always reading, nor any other unsavory things that can be read. It's like being one with nature.

You know, some people have said that when you lose one sense, your other senses are heightened. In this case, with the lights off, you lose your sense of sight - increasing the sensitivity of your other sense, mainly smell.

That's probably the main reason I almost died the other day on the can. Yeah, haha, your boy damn near gassed hisself to death.

All I'm trying to say is that you should try pooping in the dark. I think you'll find it to make for a very satisfying dumping experience.

34 comments:

Lefeezy said...

Haha I'm doing it right now! :-P

Anonymous said...

Ahh. Yes I tried it now and wondered if anyone else had ever experienced this bliss. So I Google's it and I am now as I type sitting on the toilet. It's very nice almost like being in another dimension.

Anonymous said...

haha I randomly decided to turn the lights off and wondered if anyone else did it before and lookey here lol

Anonymous said...

Yesss! It is such a sensation

Anonymous said...

This has become a habit for me.

Anonymous said...

Ok so perhaps I'm weird because I goggled his and wondered if I was the only one who likes to poop in a pitch black room. LOL It seems to ease the pooping cramps LOL

Anonymous said...

Been doing it for years. Had to google it myself as I'm sure I wasn't the only one. It's just to relaxing for me to be the only one who does it.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree.

Anonymous said...

Haha thought I was the only one til now!

Anonymous said...

I love that I just find this through Google... currently pooping in the dark

Anonymous said...

Take it a level further and poop in the dark with a squatty potty. AMAZING.

Anonymous said...

Finally, I'm not alone anymore! I' ve always told myselve I wasn't crazy or weird, and here's the proof. Thnx guys.

fdsfsda said...

Brothers! There are literally dozens of us! DOZENS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

So glad I'm not the only one lol and also glad to see 100 percent positive comments about this subject! (Although I suppose they should be positive since most, if not all, who Google this poop in the dark)
:D happy Halloween

Anonymous said...

Always poop in the dark, am right now! My girlfriend thinks it's weird and I also wondered if I was alone on in this but hey here you all are! Haha feels great man

Anonymous said...

I just got the idea to try it right now and I Googled it to see if anyone else does it, glad to read that im not alone. Let me tell ya...shitting in the dark FTW> shitting with the light on haha

Anonymous said...

I love to poop in the dark... just started about two weeks ago. I'm hooked. I'll never go back to the light... only darkness in my doo doo dungeon.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad ass well to know that I'm not the only one who poops in the dark

jade carey said...

Omg I love it! Never knew there were others like me... poppin in the dark is the best and only way it should be done

Anonymous said...

Yaaaaaasss Bitch Yaaaaaaaaasss!

Anonymous said...

^Twas Me.. and I'm doing it Now!

Anonymous said...

I had always tucked my head into my shirt or under a towel.. The dark was peaceful. So one day I shut off he light. And WOAH.. Tranquility!

But people started getting weird that I was jerking it in the restroom.. But I told them why I did it. And it was obvious when they smelled the sulfur, that I had taken a shiv..

But maybe it's something to do with genetics. Maybe we pooped by night to be invulnerable to predators.

Anonymous said...

It's my thing I tell people

Anonymous said...

I've been pooping in the dark ever since I was potty trained. I'm 21 years old. It is THE BEST feeling ever. It's super relaxing and it just makes everything slide out all nicely. Honestly, everyone should experience this amazing thing. I tell people this all the time and they think I'm so weird. So I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Anonymous said...

Sending regards from a dark toilet somewhere in Czech Rep. Lol. Such an amazing feeling!!

Anonymous said...

I always hum a song when i do it. Its to the tune of runnin with the devil,except its crappin with the lights off

Anonymous said...

It is a lot more relaxing to poop in the dark. I have been doing it for some time now. Not this one time but many times lol you understand. But we are an elite if people and need to "stink" together!!

Unknown said...

Yeah buddy

Anonymous said...

I'm a female and i was wondering if there was a reason for doing this...glad I'm not alone

Unknown said...

Lol omg i use to think till now my man had issues pooping in the dark till i googled it right now he's in the stool lol and he's not alone omg I'm done

Bunnyb said...

feels good to know that some people are doing it too. it's very relaxing to do! Hello from 2017!

Unknown said...

Same :)

Anonymous said...

I find it comforting thought i was the only one!

Anonymous said...

While pooping in the dark, sometimes I imagine that I'm the only person around for miles and miles, or that it's an apocalypse of some sort. Seems to make the pooping even more intense and relaxing at the same time.