Have you ever tried this?
I don't know, it may sound kind of weird to an inexperienced terlet blaster, but let me assure you, this is a certified 10/10 activity.
See, the thing is, it's just you and the porcelain. Nothing else. Well that, and the quaint hum of the baffroom fan.
No lights to allow your thoughts to be clouded with the obscene images found in those dirty titty mags I'm always reading, nor any other unsavory things that can be read. It's like being one with nature.
You know, some people have said that when you lose one sense, your other senses are heightened. In this case, with the lights off, you lose your sense of sight - increasing the sensitivity of your other sense, mainly smell.
That's probably the main reason I almost died the other day on the can. Yeah, haha, your boy damn near gassed hisself to death.
All I'm trying to say is that you should try pooping in the dark. I think you'll find it to make for a very satisfying dumping experience.