Today is not a day for lolz 'n roflz. Nah, today is a day to be pumped up. And the best way to do that is to watch these videos.
NEVER ENOUGH DANZIG!!!! I literally feel like I drank all the coffee ever, snorted endless lines of blow off a hooker's ass, took 3,000 Viagras, and punched 45 or so kitties.
HOLY SHIT I'M SITTING HERE SHAKING AND SWEATING I'M ROCKING SO HARD.
EVERYBODY HAVE AN AWESOME HUMP DAY.
I KNOW I WILL.