Tuesday, December 9, 2008

you want me to lift those weights for you, too?

I'm at the gym the other day destroying my lats with a punishing couple sets of pull-ups. It was awesome. Anyway, I see these 2 goofballs fucking around with one of the lat pull-down machines. I'm over here doing fucking pull-ups like a real man, and these 2 shitdicks are over there pussyfooting around with a goddamn machine.

Before I even think about using a machine, as opposed to free weights, I ask myself a few questions:

1. Am I a pussy?

2. Am I a woman?

3. Are all the free weight stations occupied?

4. How many people will see me using this shit?

5. Will I be doing tricep pulldowns?

If my answers to these 5 questions are no, no, yes, very few, and yes; than I'm good to jump on the machine for a few warm-up sets or something.

Anyway, so not only are these queefs using this lat pull down machine for heavy & 'serious' lifting, but it appears they have broken it. Yes, from my vantage point over by the squat racks, I can see that the chord has come off the pulley a little.

In most instances, I would fix this shit myself. Not the case for these 2 twinks. No, they went over and got the dude that was working the front desk to fix it.

Keep in mind this is the same guy (working the front desk) that, when I was in the baffroom changing and I notice the urinal overflowing I let him know; and his response to me was: "FUCK! not again".

I can only imagine what his response to these 2 vaghaters was.

If he's anything like me, he would have busted a vein in his forehead yelling at them:

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GYM AND GO TAKE A YOGA CLASS AT GAINESVILLE HEALTH AND FITNESS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES"

2 comments:

Steve_Kerr said...

fuckin creampuffs

kdrab said...

so you never answered the most important question: did they get the machine fixed?


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