I'm at the gym the other day destroying my lats with a punishing couple sets of pull-ups. It was awesome. Anyway, I see these 2 goofballs fucking around with one of the lat pull-down machines. I'm over here doing fucking pull-ups like a real man, and these 2 shitdicks are over there pussyfooting around with a goddamn machine.
Before I even think about using a machine, as opposed to free weights, I ask myself a few questions:
1. Am I a pussy?
2. Am I a woman?
3. Are all the free weight stations occupied?
4. How many people will see me using this shit?
5. Will I be doing tricep pulldowns?
If my answers to these 5 questions are no, no, yes, very few, and yes; than I'm good to jump on the machine for a few warm-up sets or something.
Anyway, so not only are these queefs using this lat pull down machine for heavy & 'serious' lifting, but it appears they have broken it. Yes, from my vantage point over by the squat racks, I can see that the chord has come off the pulley a little.
In most instances, I would fix this shit myself. Not the case for these 2 twinks. No, they went over and got the dude that was working the front desk to fix it.
Keep in mind this is the same guy (working the front desk) that, when I was in the baffroom changing and I notice the urinal overflowing I let him know; and his response to me was: "FUCK! not again".
I can only imagine what his response to these 2 vaghaters was.
If he's anything like me, he would have busted a vein in his forehead yelling at them:
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GYM AND GO TAKE A YOGA CLASS AT GAINESVILLE HEALTH AND FITNESS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES"