I am indeed reading a book. It's a long book too - about 450 pages. 450 PAGES!?!?! WHAT A BUMMER!
But you can only imagine the joy I felt when I picked up the book and saw that the last 125 pages or so are just notes. Who the hell reads the notes anyway?
Not this guy!
I am absolutely ecstatic to report that what I thought was once a 450 page book, is now just 326 pages of pure non-fictional literary joy.
But if you've been reading these blogs, you probably have a sneaking suspicion that uh, I can't read. In fact, I'm not exactly convinced that I can read much past a 5th grade level.