So, uuhh, this um guy that I, uh, know was in the bathroom, and he had just got done dropping one, and apparently he wanted to shave quick before he hopped in the shower.
Not a bad plan, right? Shave before the shower. Great.
So this guy gets off the can, and gets up in front of the sink/mirror/bathroom counter thing, and looks himself in the eye as he reaches for his shaving cream and razor. Not gonna lie, this dude flexed in the mirror a little bit too.
Out of the corner of his eye he notices this black furry thing hanging out on his pelvis. And in a matter of less than a second, a million things rush through his mind at once:
1. What the fuck is that?
2. There have been big ass spiders in this bathroom before!
3. Is that a big ass spider?
4. Holy shit!
5. What other bugs are big and black?
6. This is gonna be a good blog post!
7. How the fuck did it get on me?
Literally a millisecond later I swat this mystery fuzzy thing off my hip and it goes flying onto the bathroom counter only to be mashed like a potato by my jar of shaving cream. I slowly lift the jar off the mashed fuzzy thing, and...
It's just that, a goddamn piece of fuzz - about the size of a nickel. This all took place over the course of 1, maybe 2 seconds. Well except for the 'dropping one', that was a solid 45 minutes.