Says the t-shirt of the overweight troll, lighting up a cigarette you know she doesn't need, as she walks out of Best Buy with her tubby hubby.
Actually you don't rock at all. You suck.
You suck horribly.
So horribly that I'm actually going to make a blog about this on the day of New Year's Eve.
How much of a slap in the face is that? A big one.
You're everything I hate about fat chicks that think they're cool.
Too tight t-shirt with lame saying on the front? check
Shitty alternabitch haircut? check
Douchebag boyfriend that's still 12 years behind anything remotely cool? check
Shit eating grin, not from a genuine sneer, but rather from actually probably eating shit? check
Sitting at the bar, drinking white zin? check
You're not fooling anybody.
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY!