Monday, November 3, 2008

why am i still single?

Well obviously I'm not. For good reason too - look at me, I'm a physical specimen. Sadly, not everybody is a victim of devastatingly handsome good looks, such as myself.

A bit of advice for you rather physically unappealing mouth breathers out there:

If you continue to live a life where you indulge in every shitty food you can get your sausage fingers on; if you refuse to get a little exercise - let alone go outside to see the sun a little, not only will you die alone, but you'll die unhappy.



Andy said...

Not a day goes by that I don't wish I was as swole and attractive as Heckyeah Man. I guess I'll keep wishing.

Anonymous said...

psshaw! i eat whatever i want and rarely excersize and i still look GoooooOOooood. for now anyway :)
i guess jesus love me more.