Well obviously I'm not. For good reason too - look at me, I'm a physical specimen. Sadly, not everybody is a victim of devastatingly handsome good looks, such as myself.
A bit of advice for you rather physically unappealing mouth breathers out there:
If you continue to live a life where you indulge in every shitty food you can get your sausage fingers on; if you refuse to get a little exercise - let alone go outside to see the sun a little, not only will you die alone, but you'll die unhappy.
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!