Yeah I do. My brother bought me a subscription for xmas. Generally it's a pretty good read - until I got to it this morning. Then I had a rofl attack, and immediately had an idea for a blogpost.
Some dickbiter wrote into the quasi-advice column asking about his job - and we all know who else does advice columns too, right? Heckyeah-man.blogspot.com does! Who would I be if I didn't weigh in on these 2 losers conversing about work and corporate life? Probably just another faceless schlub, that's who.
Anway, the dude wrote in about how he finishes his work on time, and always leaves the office right at 5. He was worried his boss would look negatively on him. First thing I thought was that he was maybe a co-worker or something. Nah, turns out he was from some inbred breeding ground like Arkansas. Didn't even know they had jobs there yet. Sorry Arkansastananians.
So the writer at Men's Health wrote back something about 'you gotta play the game', and maybe volunteering your time to take on extra work, and staying late sometimes. Being a kiss-ass loser. And then I thought for sure he worked where I work.
Seriously though, WAIT UP A SECOND, hold the buck. What kind of retard wants to do EXTRA work, and not be compensated for it? Is it my job to pick up the slack for some incompetent dipshit? I don't think so dude.
Call me selfish, call me a dick, just don't call me late for dinner. Cause yo, I don't like being hungry; and I don't like doing other people's work. Oh, and one last thing, fuck you.