A couple nights ago David Letterman was interviewing one of the retards on The Hills. It's some lame scripted reality show on MTV. You may recognize the name Lauren Conrad, Heidi, Spencer, or my girl Audrina Patridge (seen below).
Anywho, David Letterman was interviewing Lauren Conrad (known as LC to some of us), and he's generally just ripping on her, and the show, and the douchebags that are on it.
Then he busted out a line of wisdom that really hit me right in my little black heart of coal:
"...For a long time–10, 15, 30, 40 years–I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”
It's true, as most of you are aware, I hate everybody. But Mr. Letterman really made me contemplate my place in this world.
Maybe the problem is me. Maybe everybody hates me. Maybe everybody thinks I'm stupid.
Nah, fuck it.