when i get warm, i sweat. when i sweat, i get angry. and when i get angry, i sweat. so i get angrier. then i sweat more. and the rage just boils. living in florida doesn't help.
True story, there is a tall man terrorizing the Tampa area. This weirdo usually hangs out around parks, trying to find pick-up games of basketball - during which, he will grab the ball and maneuver around so that you come into contact with his stinky, naughty bits.
Truly an unpleasant experience.
His signature move is the "bait and switch junk grab". As you're grabbing for the ball, his junk magically appears. In the way of your hand.
Another one of his famous moves is to let the ball go loose, then as you scramble for it, his sweaty ass gets in the way. Of your face.
2 comments:
you would.
Ha.
Heck yeah, man: "I make too much money to be sweating in my own damn house"
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