this morning i got an email from the World Society for the Protection of Animals. They were asking for donations to help stop bullfighting. naturally, i can't fathom what kind of sicko would pay money to see a bullfight, so i made a little proposition of my own:
As always, when you're ready to get militant, please let me know. Would you be interested in sponsoring with me, a "bullfighter fight"? I would share the cost of plane tickets to fly a couple bullfighters over to my apartment in Florida, and one by one they would get the beatdown of their life! Each bullfighter get's a free flight to America, and they win a free eternal dirtnap in the beautiful swamps of Florida! Also, if you want to go ahead and get this booked on pay-per-view, I would be more than willing to donate 100% of the proceeds to your cause. Keep me posted!
i've emailed them before about flying up north to blast some whalers, baby seal killers, and whoever else needs blasting. they usually decline. anyway, check them out, they're a good organization: http://www.wspa-usa.org/
i'll keep you posted on their response.