i was reading an article about law enforcement dogs being sworn in, as officers. then i came across this little gem:
"Many police dogs don't even speak English."
i don't get it, man. but i'd probably shit my tits* if i stumbled on some dog speaking swahili or something.
*please note there will never be any gratuitous tit-shitting, or shitting of tits in this blog. also, heckyeah-man [dot] blogspot [dot] com does not condone, or encourage, the shitting of tits, or tit-shitting, involving anyone - against their will. this genius phrase was merely stolen from my brother.