what makes a person a douchebag? are you a douchebag? omg r u a d-bag? i think we've all got a little douchebag inside each of us. it's just how you manage that inherent douchebaggery that defines your douchebaggyness. can you admit to being a douchebag? yes? great, then you're a lot less of a douchebag than most. what about someone who doesn't think they're a douchebag at all? yep, major d-bag. i can fully own up to being a bit of a douche. i know it, i'm aware of it, and i embrace it.
please note, i used 'douchebag', or some form of the word 12 times. you think about that while i go trim my nose hairs.